Gerald Schoenewolf

The Advenures of Dolly Lahma Gerald Schoenewolf

Dolly Lahma is a feisty 25-year-old private eye who just took the P. I. licensing exam and set up her shingle-only to find herself catapulted into a case involving one of the most unusual sex traffic rings ever discovered. She is a petite mini-skirted blond with a high ponytail whose first-person voice is honest and real and pissed off at a great many things, especially her snotty older sister. She is like a female Holden Caulfield, but with a purpose. A comically kinky detective story, it starts off with a wild car chase while she is smitten by that time of the month. She then falls in love and has a steamy romp with a tall, handsome client, who is suddenly kidnapped. Then come various adventures on a road trip across America--including a peeing contest with a group of rosy-cheeked college boys--ending up in the Florida Keys, where she finds a man-made island on which rich widows have bought drugged and brain-washed men to use as sex toys. In the end, her father, sister, and an odd-ball friend, assist her in bringing down a fledgling empire in dramatic fashion. This is a bawdy tale with strikingly original characterizations and an array of exciting scenes the reader will never forget.