Alizah Teitelbaum

Confessions of a Jewish Grandma Alizah Teitelbaum

Grandma says you need to get out to the park, away from human beings with their brain-washings, hatreds, and outright lies, and she should know, having gone off the deep end long before you were born. Grandma tells firsthand the most dangerous thing about being an astronaut, and it's not what they told you in high school. She tells you what really happens when you walk in the way of J. S. Bach and Johannes Brahms, and it's not what they told you in music class at college. She will tell you how to reach G-d if you can't be a rabbi or a Hillel Society member (it's not what the rabbi told you). Grandma documents in painstaking detail how the Great Blackout of July 13, 1977 in New York City was her fault (it was never reported in the newspapers). And Grandma describes the exact moment she went off the deep end, advising how you too can walk your own path off the blessed deep end.