Nicolas James Bacon

The Legend of Sheriff Penis Nicolas James Bacon

"The Legend of Sheriff Penis" is about a young boy who grows up to become a legendary hero. A well-respected bounty hunter turns his life around to fight against crime and bad guys that terrorize his town. From growing up working on the farm to hunting down bandits, our hero will be faced with suspenseful decisions of life and death. When he gets word that a heist is planned to rob the sperm bank he has to act quickly! This story will have your balls in a twist so hard that you can't help but, wonder what's going to happen next. Can the sheriff save the day against Ms. Opheilya Cox and her henchmen? I guess you'll just have to find out! If you like farts jokes and immaturity then this is the book for you! This is a great read for the curious-minded. This story will have you on the edge of your balls the entire time. Great for parties, coffee tables, and Sunday morning service! Pick up your copy today!