Joshua Stevens

How To Draw Animals Good If You Can't Draw Animals Good Joshua Stevens

If you are one of the trillions of life forms on this planet that is laboring under the false assumption that it can't draw animals good, then you are one lucky son-o-gun! This is the manual for you. I have designed this book to dispel any, and all, misconceptions you might have about the ancient, and dare I say mystical, art of animal depiction. Behold the power of the phallus! From Neanderthal caves to public conveniences, the desire and primal urge to draw the twig and berries can be seen everywhere. Everybody can, and has, drawn a cock and balls. With a few simple strokes, you can turn this form into a mighty array of flora and fauna. I will, via the conduit of this manuscript, empower you with the aboriginal art form of ding-dong drawing so you can go forth with confidence and draw animals good.