Dr John Townsend

Body Facts & Jokes Dr John Townsend

Gooey innards, tales of the heart, and all parts hairy, scary, icky, and sticky: these funny foul facts and hilarious jokes teach you all about your body!

If noses are for smelling and feet are for running, why do noses run and feet smell?

Did you know that every time you sneeze you kill thousands of brain cells? Or that in your lifetime, you'll eat over 35 tons of food--the weight of about seven elephants? This entertaining collection tells you all about your body, from bacteria and sweat glands to gas, stomach-churning horrors, and yucky, mucky, and unlucky infections, gunk, and leaks. The fun ick factor and hilarious riddles and limericks will delight every kid!