Za-Ar Twist

Row Your Fucking Boat Za-Ar Twist

"I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar that's what I need, And if I share with you my story, will you share your dollar with me?"I was told I need to put in all the effort to write down this amazing description that will persuade all of you to throw your $$$ at me ecstatically. While I do contemplate over the idea of making you worship ME as the 21st century's new BOTB writer - this pesky thing so-called conscience advised me to stay modest. That, and then there is also the brutal truth: when it comes to writing - I am still a noob. So here is the deal: I don't recommend you spend a cent on this book unless you are a novice writer just like me and you feel the need to know that there are other miserable folks out there who pass through the same hell as you do and feel just as shitty as you do. You are not alone, mate!;) On my journey to discover if I have what it takes to write a novel, I decided to keep a journal and take notes on the whole experience (aka, mostly whining). For those of you who just started writing or are thinking to start writing and you are looking for some MOTIVATION - you can use these "declarations of guilt" as guidelines to get started, or... to quit. Ultimately though, know that no one is going to babysit you Sugar. No one is going to hold your hand while you start typing your first few words. So man up and start rowing that f*cking boat already.