Rachel Lawson

The Magicians Omnibus 3 Rachel Lawson

"We have to sadly inform you that we have a killer in the school!"the Principal said."I know who it is," shouted Mrs. Croft,"Who?" cried Mika,"Who is it Mrs. Croft?" voices asked she turn to Lance and Blakeand pointed at Lance."Just what I need!" snapped Lance rolling his eyes.""He is a ghost he shouldn't be watching soapies!"."Grand reaper what's that?" the ghost asked. "Another name for a couch potato!" Lance hissed. "You sure this isn't the Munsters!" What are you doing?" the doctor asked."Pulling air out of cards, any fake can pull cards out of the air," Lance said laughing."You are an insane lunatic," said the doctor whacking his head in frustration, "leave your neighbor alone he has a kidney stone,"The doctor straightened his glasses which weren't slipping."I don't want any more paperwork," Blake snapped at his patient."You and paperwork!" said Lance and it started raining paperwork over Blake's head Lance saw his father biting his lip to not speak. Lance got up and touched the kidney stone victim. "You say this guy has a kidney stone I say he hasn't!" said Lance. Blake was livid."Stop healing my patients!" snapped Blake who snapped his fingers returning the stone to the patient."Whatever you say, doc!" said Lance, "want me to make them sick?"."No just no walking on water or curing cripples and raising the dead on my watch thank you!" said Blake. only a few quotes from book.