Carl Scott Harker

Vampire Limericks and Other Bits of Humor Carl Scott Harker

A Lifetime Lease

On obtaining the vampiric seal
Precious blood you will learn how to steal,
So give it a try
You just have to die,
To make immortality real!

In this updated, second edition, you will find an expanded collection of cartoons and limericks. Here are vampire limericks - like the teaser presented above, naughty limericks, Star Trek cartoons and other cartoons and limericks, interspersed with personal tidbits and humorous commentary.

According to the author: The genesis of this book was simple. I was looking for vampire limericks to do a Halloween reading at a library and couldn't find any. So I wrote a few 5-line poems about the undead to fill the void, so others would not have to face a similar problem.

This was not enough material to fill a book, though. So I have added in other limericks written and published over the years, as well as some cartoons and a short story.

This is me at my silliest. For readers and fans of my more serious poetry, I am happy to present a lighter side of my work!