Adam Wallace

Never EVER Dance with a Dracula: A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book - Never Ever Adam Wallace

It's Halloween, and everybody's ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula's there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy's crazy!




Never EVER dance with Dracula,

Especially not at night.

Because when Dracula is hungry,

His dance moves have real bite!




And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It's a crazy monster mash, and you're right in the middle of it!




Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series.




Also in the Never Ever Series:

Never Ever Marry a Mermaid

Never Ever Upset a Unicorn

Never Ever Lick a Llama

Never Ever Massage a Moose

Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile




Collect them all!