Rio Burton

Grimbledung and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Mine Rio Burton

The Gnomes are on the road. This time they aren't being chased. By anyone! Well, maybe greed is riding shotgun, but they're the ones doing the chasing. Of untold fortune and glory! The Lost Picman's Mine has long been the subject of bedtime stories and bar room chats. Or, in Grimbledung's case, a casual mentioning by a certain Gargoyle. Either way, Grimbledung is filled with avarice with a capital "AHHH!". Thanks to some hounding, his partner goes along to find the treasure, leaving two hopefully reformed Magican Guild Enforcers to run the shop. What could go wrong? On the road? Lots. What about back in Julesville? Lots. The gang has their hands full when some carnivorous Elves arrive to reclaim their stolen spices. Or else. And, it seems that an election is required to replace Big Julie, who had agreed to leave office once the threat of the Halfling invasion has passed. It has, by the way. But she's still in office. Now crowds are gathering in front of her school led by the mysterious Magnus Opus von Magnus. He's demanding an election. Or else. Did we mention the wedding of Cheri and Colossus- that's in the works as well. Or else. See? Everything's fine.