Mr Glenn Whitehead

Don't Be a Douchebag!: the Real Threat to Civilization Mr Glenn Whitehead

Publisher Marketing: "I've been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I'm now about 3 miles from the house. I've been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times; now I'm only 3 cars away. OK, green arrow, let's move. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi; SON-OF-A-BITCH! I'm going to have to sit through another cycle because only 2 cars made it that time. Excuse me ass crack, would you mind extracting your head from your anal cavity and getting the fuck out of the way?" "Am I the only one who's on the verge of a stroke from putting up with our ignorant, narcissistic fellow human beings? This is why, even though I'm a strong proponent of the second amendment, I'll never carry a gun in my truck. By the time I get home from work every day, I feel it would be perfectly acceptable to fire a warning shot through one of these asshole's windows." What the hell are we doing? We've turned our country over to the lowest link of the food chain, and I've had an ass full of it. As I vent my frustrations with these morons, on a daily basis, my wife asks me: "Do you really think you're smarter than everyone else?" It pisses me off to even have to answer that question. Is it not obvious as hell that, of course I'm smarter than these miserable douchebags? This book is my call to arms. It's time we stopped tolerating these turds and began the process of exposing and publicly shaming them. So join me in forcing these self centered pricks to begin the twelve steps of Douchebags Anonymous. Our message should be loud and clear: DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG!