John P Broach

Politicians Without Borders: How the Far Right and the Far Left Keep Screwing It Up for All of Us in the Far Center John P Broach

Publisher Marketing: "Politicians Without Borders" is American political satire (but I repeat myself). This book follows the creation of America's most enduring institutions (Supreme Court, Electoral College, vice presidents) as well as others (CIA, IRS, FBI) that were not created by the Founders but endure without ever having endeared. If you are a self-respecting republic, you must have these institutions to be exceptional. However, as carbon dating has proven, the Founders moved on and were replaced by politicians of the far left and far right. A moment of explanation, the far right believes that mainstream political thought has become unrighteous, and the far left believes everything mainstream is boorish unless said by a Harvard graduate, where everybody makes an A. Please note, there are no As in the Electoral College because all the graduates are politicians. Enough, this book is dedicated to the elimination of the forces of the far right and far left, and therefore, we introduce the far center. The far center will not be ad hominem, ad wominem, and definitely not ad nauseam. We will pimp everybody! The far center weighs into the political debate with papal infallibility and Solomon-like wisdom. We will be heard.