Mr Gary Locke

Dead Legs, Exam Dreads and Fun Behind the Bike Sheds: Paul Day Chronicles Mr Gary Locke

Publisher Marketing: Paul Day Chronicles - Dead Legs, Exam Dreads and Fun Behind the Bike Sheds (From the days of 1992) The last days of School..... What is it they say? That your School days are the best days of your life? Are they being real? The peer pressure, the bullying, the desperate quest to get girls to notice you? The detentions, the exams, the arrogant teachers? Not even mentioning crazy headmasters who should be locked away somewhere far, far away for the safety of the students - and themselves! If these really are the best days of your life then is living beyond being a teenager really worth it? But for Paul Day, the last days of School have surprisingly, and unexpectedly, become so much more. He has found a girlfriend! He has found out the real reason why students hang out behind the bike sheds! But she is clever, and is going to College after leaving School. Can he risk letting her be alone with all those, also clever, College boys - without him being there to stop her talking to any of them? But, more importantly, can he prove the teacher's predictions were a little off by somehow re-learning four and a half years worth of education and passing some of his own exams? Taken from the comedy epic that is Paul Day Chronicles - Goodbye B. M. X. Hello S. E. X., this short adventure follows the last days of Paul Days School life. How will his unique brand of life chaos cope with work experience and sex education classes? Or a dreaded visit to the headmasters' office? And those exams? Cringingly, laugh out loud funny and touchingly poignant; join Paul as he discovers whether they were actually right - are those School days the best days of your life after all......?