Mr Andy Frazier

In Bed with Cows: Hilarious Tales from a Travelling Stockman Mr Andy Frazier

"Another near-orgasm experience happened when I saw Cindy from 200 paces....
The year was 1993 - I know that because I have a picture of Cindy on the wall in my study - naked!"

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At the tender age of 15, Andy Frazier was inadvertently immersed into a whole world that he - or few others on this planet - knew anything about.
That world contained cows - many of them going on holiday.
From then on, his was a world of alcohol, sex and travel along with an entire catalogue of shenanigans that kept him on the move for 25 years, visiting, exhibiting and generally participating in cattle events throughout the world.
Whether you are a complete novice to all things bovine or a leading expert in cattle behaviour, this book with entertain you, insult you and generally have you in hysterical laughter from start to finish, as Andy recalls tale after tale of his exploits - each and every one of them true.
If you were ever involved in that business, you may even get a mention - especially if you were that bloke Andy once shared a room with in 1984.
 
 "...they can't stop us laughing. It's all we've got left..."
Bernard Manning.
 
"It made me laugh from start to finish...except for a few minor insults to the Royal family..."
A Welshman
"PS: cant wait for the sequel, about sheep."