Kathleen Harper

No Bathing Suits Required: Personal Collection of Wit, Southern Charm and Good Old-fashioned Hissy Fits Kathleen Harper

A collection of humorous personal stories...not for the "ill-tempered"! This is the author's diary of her cantankerous family... Hubs, kids and grand-kids...funny work folk...even funnier neighbors and community "whatnots"...situations and people that make her say "Oh, hell no!?" a lot...and stuff you just can't make up! Life is a funny adventure and the author enjoys turning over a new stone every day and trying to find a way to put it all in writing. If you like to read the honest to goodness truth...you will have a great read in this book. If you're the perfect picker outer of proper English, punctuation and find criticism with the grits you prepared this morning...move on Shuga, 'cause I'm pretty sure you don't eat grits, haven't got a Southern hair on your head (not that it matters), and probably won't like this collection of stories. Like she has said before "I'm one of those front porch crazies, that your mamma warned you about", with some Southern comfort in hand of course! Cheers Y'all and enjoy!