Robert Letourneau

Diary of a Dirt Merchant: the Chronicles of Rev Robert Letourneau

Once in a great long while a story comes along that is so epic, so memorizing, so filled with heart pounding action that you're compelled to skip work, skip church, skip out on that date of a lifetime (you know the one) if only to read just one more line of the intoxicating dialogue. This book is nothing even close to that. (You should've gone on that date!) This is a story about a boy and his dog...well, he's not so much a boy, more like a guy in his twenties and replace "dog" with mall cart and stoner friends and its a little closer to the sad truth. Anyway, life is tough for the mall cart employee named Rev. Whether it's dealing with the colorful customers and their colorful questions or one of the many cast of characters inhabiting the mall such as Jimbo or the ancient siren Roxy, we bet this book will be the best money you've spent all day! Seriously though, no refunds. (This means YOU grandma!) Enjoy. Not kidding about the refunds? (This is a comic book script- we are still looking for an artist to make this vision complete)