Larry Vandeventer

There's a Booger in There and Other Little Audrey Stories Larry Vandeventer

Search the universe and find these ingredients -- A dazzling smile, brilliant gleaming blue eyes, curly shimmering blonde hair, boundless energy, an inquisitive mind, a singer extraordinaire, -- mix them and you have Audrey our only grandchild. Enjoy reading about our Preemie and her struggle to live in "Audrey Flies Kosair"; my warnings of "Payback Time"; celebrate "Toofies"; roll your eyes in "You think You Have it Bad Why Back in My Day"; the current practice of "Baby Proofing" the house. Recall how it feels to hold a two-year old in "A Buffalo Wallowed On Me"; how Audrey travels "The Road to Ft. Necessity" and becomes "The Sporadic Piddler." Share my amazement in "Three-Year Old girls Are Fragile."