Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger

The Unbearable Lightness of Beans: Nonfriction Story Explosion! Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger

The Unbearable Lightness of Beans is a collection of the world's greatest Nonfriction. And also its first, since Dr. Juan invented the form--accidentally. This 'Nonfriction Story Explosion!' consists of three tales-Sexish, Mockumentary and Miscellooneyous. Presented according to parts of the knock-off movie title. This book is a boisterous parade. Of people Doc has known, like Bill Gates, and the world's most secret fartsnitch. Places such as the cheapest little city in the world, and Mazatlan, where psychic powers pop. Characters like his first male lesbian case, and a born-again Jew who wins an OYE award. And incredible self-help know-how, including Psy-Cat-Ry, Alphabetical Therapy, and how to figure your personal spam. This is the only book that can tell you, among other things: How McDonald's burgers can bring world peace. What Columbus never knew about our Indians? How paragraphology reveals the great writers. How to easily cure Post Traumatic School Diss. Which direction you are, and where you're headed in life.