Bob Forturds

Shart Stories and Other Crap Bob Forturds

Shart Stories and Other Crap - is a collection of some of the most side splitting shit-in-your-pants laugh out loud funny bodilyaccidental incidents to have ever been splattered across the pages of modern history. So hold on to your pampers and getready to read some true atrocities involving bodily malfunctions. This is dedicated to those of us that have feltthe warm loaf of a turd in our underwear because we sharted when we should have farted. Bonus material included in paperback.