Chelsea Walker Flagg

I'd Rather Wear Pajamas Chelsea Walker Flagg

Publisher Marketing:"Even though a butterfly could beat me up, I am strong and powerful in my own way. We are all capable of being strong. Sometimes, we're just conditioning for it in the wrong way." Everybody has the awesome opportunity to find their own strength and path through life. Some come about their self-discoveries through studying and working hard. Others (Chelsea) spend their time nearly burning down kitchens and driving around the country with a car full of hangers. Chelsea grew up wanting to be "strong." She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But, through a series of humorous, and only slightly embarrassing events, Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways. Spoiler alert: This book is secretly going to brainwash you into home birthing your children. No, I'm not kidding. Alternate possible titles for this book: How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket 17 Reasons Why I'm Cooler than My Mom 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions