Hal C F Astell

The Awesomely Awful '80s, Part 2 Hal C F Astell

Remember the '80s, that wild and wacky decade of big hair and bigger ghetto blasters? Well, strap on your Solarbabies skates and revisit them in The Awesomely Awful '80s, Part 2! Yeah, I'll get round to Part 1 later. Fight afroed bad guys with Bruce LeRoy!
Tussle with evil trucks brought to life by meteor power!
Help the babysitter in your Mighty Thor helmet!
Rescue fertile women from a city of sentient frogs!
Run away from home to play videogames in California!
Take a gymnastic spin on the pommel horse of death!
Master the art of quack fu with a sassy alien duck!
Get Kim Basinger drunk and watch your life fall apart!
Witness the Virgin Dance of the Double Chainsaws!
And always be nice... until it's time to not be nice! Hal C. F. Astell climbs into his giant robot suit to battle the Awesomely Awful '80s just for you! Well, you and the chance to fight in the Kumite for the honour of his shidoshi! Check out the Awesomelys at awesomelys.com.