George Parker

Vampyre Lawyer George Parker

The Continuing Saga of Count Dracula

After centuries of persecution, Count Dracula promises his faithful manservant Igor, to give up his old ways, get to America and find himself a lawyer. In order to find the right person, the Count knows he will have to use his blood, and with that thought in mind he steps into the future. Waking up in a Transylvanian Forest one-hundred-and-fifty years after the local wizard affected his cure fate steps in and introduces him to the drummer of the Techno Zombies, the biggest Goth band in the world who are going on a tour of America. So taken is he by the Counts' appearance, he hires him on the spot to appear on stage with them, as himself.

Meanwhile in New Orleans, America's portal into realms of the unknown, a newly married handsome young lawyer is the victim of a hit and run. Dying on the way to the hospital, he is ultimately transfused with the vampyre blood bringing him back to life and giving him super-powers with which he later single-handedly stops a bank robbery and draws the ire of the local mafia.
Never far apart in this tale, good and evil ratchet up the action; the district attorney wants to indict a pasta-mogul with a secret; the star prosecutor wants to rid the world of the lawyer with vampyre blood; twin gypsy dwarves want to speed him on his way to the nether world; two delightfully corrupt mobsters want him dead for being a 'big hero, ' and the press wants to embarrass everybody for acting like imbeciles.

Populated with loveable rogues, scheming lawyers, thieving gypsies, and their knitting needle murdering mother, this comic, tragic, and twisted tale ends in a showdown at a giant pizza pie factory, where the wizard hopes for an ending that will fulfil everyone's expectations until long past the conclusion of the final act.