Robert Geiser

The Pornographic Pizza: and Other Vignettes Robert Geiser

Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologistculls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he: is spooked by a lump of blue coal is involved in a nun's death orders up a pornographic pizza meets a beady-eyed snowman lends Betsy Ross a helping hand is outwitted by a raccoon treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression conjures up a killer dog as a pet resolves a child's birthday dilemma is stumped by a locked room murder mystery confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments,and still has the energy to write more unique and off-beat stories, blendingreality with fantasy, in a light-hearted and amusing style.