January Joyce

I Think My Cat's a Time-Traveling Alien January Joyce

38 wacky and fun "I Think My Cat" rhymes, unlike any other poetic collection. Sometimes politically themed, each poem has been cleverly crafted to provoke thought while inducing a wonderful, good old-fashioned case of the warm and fuzzies. But this isn't just a verse book; it's a visual masterpiece as poems have been paired with stunning artwork from world-renowned feline photographers. That's why I THINK MY CAT IS A TIME-TRAVELING ALIEN makes the perfect coffee table book. It will complement the decor on credenzas while stylishly completing any book collection. It stands out on bookshelves, earning accolades and applause from friends and neighbors. Can be given in lieu of expensive, if any, presents for Christmas. It's the perfect gift for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, and quinceañeras. Also great for retirements, weddings, and funerals (sneak into caskets so the beloved can chuckle along the way to the hereafter). The perfect pick-me-up for anyone in the hospital, sick at home, or pretending to be sick at home. Can be used instead of flowers to patch things up after a disagreement. Great for those who spend forty-five minutes in the restroom. A fantastic souvenir for your teenage kids when you return home after a much-deserved world cruise. The perfect inheritance for those who have been cut out of the will and replaced by a shiny new spouse or fancy floozy. And a formidable thank you for service providers. Besides all that, it's a genuinely awesome read.