Mark James Stopford

Enchanted Golfing Tales Mark James Stopford

The Wicked Slice Clubhouse is the hub for all the enchanted tales set on the worthless swampland golf course known as Tricklebrook. Inherited by Colonel Dougal Double Bogey on his return from the Gulf War he brings back his loyal troops Monty the desert Rat and Bomb disposal expert McPluggit, the Scottish Pine Martin who speaks in Scottish Jibberish translated by Monty. The worthless Golf course always has to invent money making schemes as the membership is pityful.and the daily costs are not helped by having "The Sole Moles" Ray and Stevie digging huge mounds all over the course and the Gator Brother, Shake, Rattle and Roll lurking menacingly in the water hazards on the look out for lost golf balls and more importantly their owners for lunch. Only youth members Pin High Jan and Chip in Lynne lend a hand to stage such events as the Music festival which was organised by DJ Silverback and attracted great bands such as "Slow Play" "Hole Patrol"& "Motor Hog" whos followeres caused havoc. The Course was saved by McPluggits Golfball Robot who accidentally discovered the Pirate Treasure of Captain Shankit which was offered as prize money for the first Captain Shankit Open Tournament that attracted Golfs greatest worldwide stars such as "Ernie Elk""Tony Jackal" "Grizzly Jack" "Bubba Buffalo"and "Arnie Ardvark" to name but a few, when the Open Tournaments amazing prize money went viral on InstaGolf & Critter. Such world wide attention led to the course being invited to stage the Myths & Legends Final which that year was between Billy Bigfoot and the bizarre Alien Formerly known as Vince. Although the final had to be conducted under strict "No Publicity" and secrecy rules of course. Lots of problems were involved in this event as you can find out.