Rudyard Kipling

A Diversity of Creatures Rudyard Kipling

A hooded motor had followed mine from the Guildford Road up the drive to The Infant's ancestral hall, and had turned off to the stables.'We're having a quiet evening together. Stalky's upstairs changing. Dinner's at 7.15 sharp, because we're hungry. His room's next to yours, ' said The Infant, nursing a cobwebbed bottle of Burgundy. Then I found Lieutenant-Colonel A. L. Corkran, I. A., who borrowed a collar-stud and told me about the East and his Sikh regiment.'And are your subalterns as good as ever?' I asked.'Amazin'--simply amazin'! All I've got to do is to find 'em jobs. They keep touchin' their caps to me and askin' for more work. 'Come at me with their tongues hangin' out. I used to run the other way at their age.''And when they err?' said I. 'I suppose they do sometimes?''Then they run to me again to weep with remorse over their virgin peccadilloes. I never cuddled my Colonel when I was in trouble. Lambs--positive lambs!''And what do you say to 'em?