Rohn K Robbins

How to Raise a Shark Rohn K Robbins

Including kindergarten, the average lawyer goes to school for twenty years. He(and, yes, most lawyers are still "HEs" although that's swiftly changing), is middleaged, has 2.7 kids, and is married (although not necessarily to his first or even hissecond wife). For some reason, lots of lawyers marry teachers. A lawyer makes, on average, around 3.28 times the average American income. Some make less. Some make more. A few make much, much more. He works longhours in a scratchy suit and tie, most days eats lunch out, and commutes an averageof 41.3 minutes each way to work and back. He most likely lives in the suburbs. He often works on Saturdays and sometimes Sundays. In the public esteem, helogs in just north of car salesmen and Congresspersons and substantially south ofalmost every other profession. Why?That's what How to Raise a Shark is here to help you understand. And if notquite to tame a shark, a least this humorous and biting novel might help youunderstand one better. Empathy? Nah, not exactly. We'll save that for another day. What we'restriving for here is comprehension, plain and simple. Oh, by the way, read this legal disclaimer please before you thunder on; notevery detail of every story which follows is completely accurate. Some have been"Pinocchioed" up a bit to make a sharper point. Oh, I may have made some stuff uptoo. Ain't sayin' that I did, but, hey, you are forewarned. The essence, though, ofevery story remains unchanged from the original as tempered by the years. And thenames, as they say, have been changed to protect the innocent. In tone, How to Raise a Shark is much like Kitchen Confidential, Heads in Beds, and Younger Next Year and is meant for an adult, open-minded audience. Come on along. I think that you'll enjoy the swim