Barney Truffles

The Mysterious Animals of Erectus Island Barney Truffles

The Trump administration started a secret vaccine program on animals in January. The vaccine was a complete failure with one caveat. All the animals had an amazing side effect. The Males had an unusual growth in their genitalia. Donald immediately wanted a dose, his health officials informed him that it was not safe yet. The President always willing to make a profit put Ivanka in charge of marketing the drug and insisted on testing the drug on Steven Mnuchin and William Barr. Viagra and Cialis strongly objected to the project. Donald hired a publicist for the animals and thus created a high-priced getaway called,"The Mysterious Island of Erectus"Of course, you must sign a waiver in case your dick explodesHurry before Ivanka triples the price. Here is the first coloring book of 20 of the critters........."Awesome and very funny book" Coloring while laughing and maybe a few drinks. Great and unique party gift