Ashley a Lenartson

Hilarious Jokes For Funny People Ashley a Lenartson

If I was a cookie I'd be a Whoreo with a lot of creamy white filling to lick out Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads... Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads... Sunbathing your butthole is the latest wellness trend Influencers swear by: it used to be the anus bleaching but, I say butt now that has been replaced by the sunbathing. The Thanksgiving Turkey said, "I want you to know I was watching porn so I'll be extra moist." At a wedding reception I attended recently someone said, "All the married men stand next to the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death!!!What exactly are CASUAL ENCOUNTERS OF THE ANONYMOUS KIND: Close Encounters of The Third Kindwith humans not Aliens!Playing around with the gerbils: that's an Urban Myth: who in their right mind wood want a gerbil up their asshole: I surely woodn'tManhunt is a bunch of Trolls trolling each other online looking for hot anonymous sex w/ each other: I think I'm going to find something better to do than cruise for sex online with fat, ugly older men. Did you have a good time in there No, they're just a bunch of Ferries in there honey my good friend Steven said about going to a Gay Bar. That's how he seduces "straight" cab drivers when they take him home, if he's interested in them at all. "Why don'tcha come up and see me some time", "Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me " -Mae West Donnie Frank: he had manboobs as a man when growing up!!! Complement = Cumpliment No Ordinary Boy...ha ha ha ha ha...well, that is true FOR ME, not anybody else: "I'm no ordinary boy..." My friend's father, Donald Carini was having sex w/ his wife, Fay Bowker Carini and put his finger down in ass crack to check for cleanliness. There was a turd on it and he just wiped it on the white bed sheets and went back to having sex w/ his wife Fay. She was disgusted to say the least. DawgfriendlyguyVERY LUCKY: I don't have to look at "Tacky Queens"...ha ha ha ha ha... MaverickDiamondWho wants to look at tacky Queens anyways I'd rather look at straight men who want their dicks sucked dry. Then right after they're done coming in my mouth or butt they leave: no relationship needed. Ahh, the Gay Life. Excised = SexcitedAstroglide = Assholeglide, Kuntholeglide, Moutholeglide, etc. At least I'm not a woah!man w/ perky tits as then I might be transgendered or just a woman with flat mole hills... HA! HA!Tickle Me Elmo IS the doll to get somebody who HATES themselves!!! Maybe Tickle Me Elmo will get them out of their deep funk!!!Circa = Circus