Brad Gosse

How Cows Become Burgers Brad Gosse

Kids love cows. And we love you right back. It all starts here. In the cow killing shack. First they stun me to knock me out. Then hang me upside down and slice open my throat. They peel off my skin and stick me in a freezer. Feeding you is my destiny. I'm so very pleaser. Follow me now along to the next stop. We're going to visit your local butcher shop. Where they cut my dead body into various treats. Then grind up the rest. Hooray for mystery meat. My whole life is planned from my birth to my murder. And I want you to enjoy my delicious hamburgers. Don't cry for me kid. It's important to know. That cow meat is tasty from my head to my toe.