Shawn Seward

Suckking Shawn Seward

Nineteen Satire Short Stories with over the top characters and ridiculous plot lines. Ever wonder how that Monster of a Myth, Loch Ness, was able to cure Aids with just the power of his biceps? Or maybe you've wondered what kind of Food Truck Jesus might open upon his arrival during the second coming? If you like Robo Cop's ED209 and fantasized about what that Rusty Robot's days as a youth in summer camp were like, than I have just the story for you- does it involve references to Saved by the Bell? Of course, as all great writing does. Other stories include the Devil taking a diabetic sugar trip through TGIF 90's Tv broadcasting. Or maybe you're in the mood to discover how Rudolph got his PTSD? Look no further for weird when the Muppets cross paths with Leatherface and his chainsaw. There are many more stories to warm your heart. That is, if your heart has been yearning for a Full House episode inspired by Mad Max? Jump in and laugh, cringe, wonder what the 'f' is wrong with this author. You have never, never read anything as bizarre and bent as this collection of stories! "I SAW THE FUTURE OF ENTERTAINMENT. ONE WHERE ACTORS WERE NOT WHAT THEY SEEMED BUT IMAGES MAPPED OVER BODIES. CELEBRITIES OF THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY WERE VIEWED AS MERE COURT JESTERS- BECOMING JOKES AND PARODIES OF WHAT THEY ONCE STOOD FOR. BRASH SATIRES WERE MADE- MOCKING AND REWRITING THE RIDICULOUS CULT OF THE CELEBRITY THAT ONCE WAS HOLLYWOOD..." Shawn Seward