Theodore Moracht

Throw the Apple Theodore Moracht

And now for the romances no one has time for or the stomach for... To Erect this Man A sleazy salesman hopes an office romance will get him hard again, but office romances can be tricky and ultra competitive. What will it take for this man to realize that the one thing that will turn him on could turn him off forever. For Any Whatever You Want Xavier feels like King Kong on the Empire State Building fighting off planes full of horny men with one hand while holding his girlfriend in his other. He's exhausted fighting off guys hitting on his sexy lady, and she isn't helping him much when she invites a cab driver into the nightclub. Will he finally be overwhelmed by the frenzy tonight and slink home with his girlfriend's desperate accessory friend? Vodka Burps A young couple who just started dating blame each other for the foul smells in the air whenever they are together. Who else could it be-a drunken sot of a ghost? Pinkies Xavier is tired of dating sexy girls, so he heads to a dive and picks up women he hopes no other guy is interested in as a means of curbing his jealousy. Phone Sex Archaeology At what point and with whom is sex a firm no-go? If Xavier wants to find a girl no guy wants he must put the very depths of his own shallowness to the test. Dick Pics Click Bait A man goes on a date with two girls and unwittingly helps them collect phone numbers of other guys. Mr. Flummox and the Whipped Cream of Tomorrow Set in Virginia City, Nevada, 1880. James is on the trail when he comes across two lovely ladies in distress. Lucky for James, he quickly learns they aren't as ladylike as they look. The threesome travel on toward San Francisco whoring and thieving, but it's when they're caught that the real fun begins.