Cody M Lemons

You Should Have Been a Puppy Cody M Lemons

Do you really love children, but secretly wish there were a lot less of them? Only 10,000 years ago, there were less than 5 million people on the whole planet. Long before that, our good friend evolution embedded us humans with deep seated instincts to make lots of babies. It also gave us great big brains that helped us grow excesses of food, discover life extending medicines, and systematically destroy all the scary things in the world that might hurt us. What an amazing recipe for growth! At this point in history, as we approach 8 BILLION humans, almost two and a half babies pop out for every person who drops dead. It almost makes you wonder, what if more nice loving couples who want to start a family would just get a puppy instead... "You Should Have Been a Puppy" is a Children's Tale that probably shouldn't be shared with children. Unless you enjoy making children cry. But it IS the perfect gift for friends and family who are cautiously thinking about having children, or for those who have already decided that reproduction just isn't for them. Here's just a few of the many statements about this book made by close friends and family of the author: "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me" - Andrea L, childless "That looks like it was done on a computer" - Logan G, father "You are a horrible person" - Aubrey L, child