Susan Renee

You Don't Know Jack Schmidt Susan Renee

I've always been the social butterfly, the girl with an Angry Vagina Box, the one who goes home with just about anyone for a booty call. So, why in the hell am I lying in bed alone on a Friday night downloading The Watering Hole dating app onto my phone?


Wait, what?
No.
Why am I creating a profile?
No, no, fingers!
Stop scrolling!
Whoa...he's cute.
Kind of nerdy chic, but cute.
I bet he's a barista.


Why am I drooling over the guy who has a strong set of morals and only wears matching socks?


Who the heck is this guy?