Jordana Landsman

Mommy, Your Name is Poo Poo Jordana Landsman

Their infancies tested your body... the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby, author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman's follow-up memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless - much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers she chronicles. From projectile vomit to competitive birthday partying, it's all here. The maniacs who used to be our babies are calling -- and mispronouncing -- the shots. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy the ride while Mommy drives the minivan and provides the snacks. Don't miss Jordana's other titles, including San Francisco Book Festival winner Heartbeats: A poetic memoir of 87 blind dates and one future husband.