Dave Jeffery

A Tree Lighting in Deathlehem Dave Jeffery

In Deathlehem, the masses hailThe Blessed one was bornThey gathered in a mangerOn that black December mornAmong the screams of Mother MaryThe Babe from her tornDark tidings corrupting hope and joy

So rest merry gentlemenLet Satan's child playBurning bodies light this Christmas treeIn Deathlehem today

Welcome back, folks. And for you newbies wondering where you are, that would be Deathlehem...

...where enemies meet on the battlefield to set aside their differences on this holiest of nights-only to be tormented by a legendary she-demon...

...where irons bars won't keep brothers from spending Christmaswith their mother-much to her dismay...

...where the search for the perfect tree turns into a bloody nightmare...

...where an imprisoned evil has a young couple and their daughter wishing they'd stayed at home for the holidays...

Twenty-five more tales of holiday horror to benefitThe Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation