Franco Bahamonde

Our Leaders Are Stupid Franco Bahamonde

A biting satire of Donald Trump's spectacular oratory skill (or lack thereof!), here is a hilarious send-up. The author re-imagines the political speeches Donald Trump WOULD give if he used a TelePrompTer. But, as we know, Trump doesn't use a TelePrompTer-resulting in a disconnect between what's in his mind and what comes out of his mouth. That is, until now! Arranged by topic, the faux speeches, in all their glorious stream of consciousness, examine why Trump believes: - Hillary Clinton cannot be president - The media are not to be trusted - America must defend its "world-class" brand - A Border Wall will be good for Mexico - We must renegotiate terrible, terrible trade deals - "Political Correctness" is a threat to free speech . . . and many more subjects. With his characteristic bluntness-"Rosie O'Donnell is a fat pig," "Anderson Cooper's left testicle hangs lower than his right," and "Tim Gunn isn't doing Heidi Klum any favors by not helping her camouflage her sagging body"-the bombastic billionaire's essence is distilled like a fine Mexican tequila. Love him or loathe him, here is some classic political satire.