Max Delaney

Danny's JokeFest Max Delaney

? WARNING Danny's Here ?


Danny's taken over the computer and filled this book with jokes, stories and funny one-liners. I tried to stop him... Honestly, I did. But who can stop Danny James?


Hundreds of Jokes, Puns and Funny Stories - each one handpicked and handcrafted.
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainersMy Dad was a failed magician. At home, I have 67 rabbits and two half-sisters. A man just threw some milk, cream and butter at me. How dairy!


"I love jokes. I've been collecting and creating them for years. My dad says everything I do is a joke... so, these are just for you." Danny James




In Danny's Joke Fest we have jokes, puns and tall-tales about cheese, work, school, grannies, zoos, gardeners, pets, sisters ebay, steps, parents and much, much more.


? Have you heard the one about 'beef stew', Danny has.

? What about fighting snails or the monkey at the cinema?

? Danny can tell you a joke or two, or three, or four, or five... about anything.

He also managed to squeeze in some great joke telling tips, so you won't be driven to distraction by your children pestering you with all the new jokes they've just found.




Go on, you know you can trust Danny James (probably)!