Aaron Fire

A Woodpecker's Cockatoo Aaron Fire

The problem started when pranksters convinced an inebriated man to test male performance enhancement pills by punching a hole in a wall after taking a pill. The situation threatens a company that is unwittingly implicated with liability, public humiliation, plummeting stock, loss of public confidence, and termination of thousands of jobs. Talk about a powerful penis!A company executive explains his PR nightmare to the corporate problem solver, the Puzzler, who listens without cracking a smile. Try it. Read his story without cracking a smile. After enduring one of those a terrible, horrible, rotten, awful, very bad day, stop and open a copy of The Woodpecker Called Cockatoo. Read, smile, and feel better. After all, laughter is the best medicine. Caution: Laugh-a-holics, easy gigglers, chortling chucklers and those with funny bone syndrome proceed at your own risk. Neither novelist nor publishers accepts responsibility or liability for those who laugh themselves to death.