Dixie J Whitted

Crime Rhymes II Dixie J Whitted

Filled with over 190 lethal limericks and punny poems along with some quirky cartoons, all with a mystery twist. Includes a special bonus feature: the short story "The Adventure of the Baffled Blacksmith," where Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes take on the Lizzie Borden case. Samples of the sinister stanzas: COLD CUSTOMERSEmbalmer Montmorency RomeIs a cheerful, if wizened, old gnome. But his wife, Cora Mae, Has left him today: He wouldn't stop bringing work home. NET LOSSAn amorous athlete named DennisWas explaining his sport to Miss Glennis. "'Love' means 'nothing'," he said, So she shot him dead-Then realized he meant "in tenn