Ts Kummelman

Tales to Raise Adult Humans By Ts Kummelman

Thirteen tales of horror, the supernatural, science fiction, and general oddities, all served up with a bit of sarcasm and a complete disregard for the well being of secondary characters!- A black paranormal investigator in turn-of-the-century England investigates a mysterious haunting at a library during a time of distrust and technological revolution.- The most incompetent witches on the planet create a doorway to Hell in the most unlikely of places.- Short on fuel, the dysfunctional crew of a spacecraft encounters a deadly anomaly that has no business existing in the cold darkness of space.- A rebellious band of coworkers attempts to kill their boss, only to discover that the shelflife of evil knows no bounds.- A group of retirees bands together to attempt an exorcism at the Shady Palms Retirement Community with only their wits and a giant bong to aid them. Stories to horrify, entertain, and amuse, without all of those distracting issues like morality or life lessons--because if you haven't learned that stuff out already, you're in for a bumpy ride...18+! This collection of tales is intended for mature audiences (hence, the title...); it contains foul language, violence, adult situations, sexual situations, weird situations, and situations in which normal adult humans would probably never find themselves in. Free sarcasm and despair with every order! Act now!!