Hans Bluedorn

Archer and Zowie Hans Bluedorn

After a science experiment in the kitchen goes very wrong, Archer and Zowie are surprised to find that the microwave-oven now:

Can order sandwiches from the deli.

Can squash the entire universe to the size of a bean in less than a second.

Wants to kill them.

Over the course of the day, Archer and Zowie will encounter deep space, angry babysitters, teleporting microwave ovens, big penguin aliens, and even the author of this book.

They can only expect the unexpected.