Brant W Porter

The Noble Knights of Beany Weany Brant W Porter

The Kingdom of Everjoy is in crisis! King Daddidoo needs to replace his lazy, goofball guards and begins a valiant search for the noblest in the land. Who will it be!? Join the quest with the Stinkypoos, Princess Betterthanyu, and more - as they race to grow the "best of all tree" from the potted beans. "Sprout your flowers, don't be teeny - grow, grow, GROW!" But aha - be wise. Just when you think you've figured it out, a surprise may arise that cancels all doubt! Plus, as an added bonus - the pages are filled with over 30+ secret items the Jester has hidden throughout... and puzzles, backstories, websites, sing-a-long songs with audio (enhanced audiobook), and so much more! This is Book One of the Kingdom of Everjoy Chronicles - a much anticipated, delightful children's series that is set in adventurous medieval times, yet embraces our multi-ethnic, multi-generational world with timeless and cherished morals. Each book is full with readable prose for all ages, hilarious humor, a moral value (honesty, integrity, hard work, compassion, etc.) and the memorable tales of the Kingdom. The trumpets have announced your arrival! Enjoy your journey within the Kingdom of Everjoy. "The wait is over! You'll grab your belly in whimsical delight as the courageous Noble Knights stun the kingdom in the this lyrical adventure of Beany Weany. Great fun, deep laughs, and broad smiles await!" [Dan D. Lyons - The New York Thymes] "Bound to be a family favorite. The Noble Knights of Beany Weany are ready to capture your heart in honor and fill your home with children singing it's catchy tune... over and over... and over...until you find yourself walking the isles of the grocery store - unknowingly humming the same."[Anita Publeeshir - The Washington Boast]