Deandra Jones

Opening Your Hearts To Animals Deandra Jones

Own The Greatest Schitt's Creek Merchandise Available - The Famous Book From Season One!
Experience the magic of Schitt's Creek for yourself with this replica copy of the book that Ted gives Alexis in Season One, Episode 9. Don't remember?
Perhaps this Schitt's Creek quote may help:
Ted: So, to get you more comfortable around animals... Alexis: Not a puppy, Ted!Ted: No. That'd be cruel to the puppy!





This book has been designed to look exactly like the one on the show! It's perfect for those narcissistic loved ones who just need a little swift kick in the pants. Keep in mind, this is a REPLICA and not a real book. The book is modeled after the prop on the show and does NOT have any written content on the inside. The inside is devoid of plot, characters, story arc and denouement. It's largely devoid of anything save for page numbers and a little special surprise.... just like in the episode.
If you're a fan of the show or know someone who is, this is quite possibly the perfect and most unique Schitt's Creek merchandise to give. To paraphrase Moira: Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican and pick up a copy today!
BEWARE THE CROWENING!!




**This is an UNAUTHORIZED reproduction of a book prop used on the show. It is in no way affiliated or endorsed by Schitt's Creek or Pop Media Group LLC.