Dallas Dalyce

Perflutzed - Bizarre, Outrageous Short Stories from the Probably Haywired Brain of Jake Devlin Dallas Dalyce

The 20-some stories in this collection are all weird, off-the-wall, out-of-the-envelope, maybe a bit wacky, and in one case, just sorrowful. For example: A serial killer confesses ... and then it gets weird. A sand castle has something weird going on. A weird alternative explanation for UFOs, told by an abductee. A weird story is told from the point of view of a murder weapon. An insurance company that only insures against ... something weird. "Write drunk, edit sober" - Ernest Hemingway Since Jake Devlin doesn't drink (well, one bottle of wine a year), he's written these short stories (from 20 to nearly 6,000 words) by taking out that filter we all have between our brain and our mouth while he writes and then sliding it a little bit back in while he edits. But just a little bit.( Dallas Dalyce takes the filter completely out and leaves it out for her erotic stories.) WARNING: Three of her four stories in this collection should NEVER be read by prudes or minors. Word to the wise, okay?