Independently Published

You Can't Fly with That! Independently Published

Ever wanted to know the craziest things seen and done by the TSA? Our anonymous host breaks the silence to tell all about what he's seen at the security post of a major international airport. Whether he's facilitating pornstars getting apprehended for brass knuckles, drinking Four Penis Wine then pointing at his erection in front of NHL legend Patrick Roy, or watching a redneck passenger rummage through a decapitated wolf head to find a lost bullet then recounting the story on local radio, the author has a knack for finding humour in the more twisted regions of airport employment. You Can't Fly With That!: Confessions of a Disgruntling Screening Officer, is the hilarious comedic account from someone you may want to avoid the next time you decide to be a dick at the airport.