Pebis Plump

The President's Penis Pebis Plump

INSURRECTION EDITION!

Dedicated to Members of the GOP who encouraged an insurrection against our government and are now determined to sweep everything under the rug by preventing a bipartisan investigation of January 6, 2021. To paraphrase an old Budweiser commercial, "GOP, for all you screw, this book is for you."

Many books have been written about Donald Plump and the Plump Administration. But until "The President's Penis" there has never been a book written by a source that was as close to the president as Pebis, Donald Plump's penis. Pebis has been with the Donald since Day 1 and in his startling tell-all book he dishes out the dirt on the poor little rich boy from Queens who grew up to become President of the United States. Contacted by an agent of an unnamed national security agency after Donald Plump's secret talk with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Finland, the patriotic penis has put country before party or papa to tell the world what he has witnessed over the years. Pebis was activated as a national security asset during a prostate examination for the President at Walter Reed Hospital. A tiny microchip was installed In Pebis and the penis reported constantly to Agent X. The book is a compilation of those reports and Pebis' memoir, subtitled "A Member Remembers" is dedicated to the Resistance and the forty-five people who actually read the entire "Mueller Report."