Ansel Floyd

How to Survive Ansel Floyd

Did you prepare for a viral pandemic? I really didn't think so. If you were responsible enough to do that, you wouldn't be in this situation. This is a guide for the impetuous - a playbook for the laggard survivalist. You've waited until it's too late, and now you'll hastily forage through what little remains of the resources you so carelessly squandered. If you could stand next to your former self when you negligently wasted those precious squares of toilet paper to clean hair out of the sink - you would cry. But the situation does not change with regret, it only changes with action. Buy this book, or steal it from your neighbor if things have come to that. - Ansel Floyd.