Elizabeth Schram

Household Dilemmas of the Witch and Infamous Elizabeth Schram

Aunt Myrtle is finding that with advanced maturity (she refuses to call it old age) comes some rather annoying side effects, such as the dreaded arrival of incontinence. She's also discovered her adventurous side, but unfortunately her ideas are rarely well thought out, leading to some interesting incidents involving mushrooms and pyramid schemes. Rachael's pet, George, might be a dog, but he possesses traits that would put the human race to shame. He's loving, loyal, and tenacious, but not always quite as discriminating as he could be. In George Meets the Baby Skunks, George decides he wants his own baby, and that a skunk would be just perfect for the role. George's fellow housemate and complete opposite, Alexander the cat decides to expand his kingdom and take over the outside world. But as you'll find out, that's probably not the best idea for a finicky and overweight cat who doesn't even like going outdoors. You'll find these stories and more when you enter the bewitching world of Balsam Grove...