M R Jordan

Meat Head the Worst Dog in the World M R Jordan

Publisher Marketing: Meat Head is the best dog in the world. Okay, nobody would say that. His hobbies include peeing on the mailman, pooping in the neighbor's flowers, stealing food, and rolling in all things smelly. When he's not doing those things, he's still a bad dog. However, he draws the line at-- Are you kidding? There's no trouble Meat Head won't get into. One day, while exercising his human, he digs up more trouble than even he can handle; a love interest for his human. Well, there was also that zombie buried in a shallow grave that he dug up too. The zombie bit the girl Einstein has fallen in love with. Now, Meat Head must stop the romance before Einstein's new girlfriend decides to bite into love. But Meat Head is a bad dog and now he has a new zombie friend, Hubert. Meat Head immediately puts Hubert's impossible thumbs to work breaking into houses and opening refrigerator doors. It's hard to stay focused on saving his human with every cupboard in the neighborhood under his paw. Can Meat Head finally stop being bad long enough to save his human? Dennis the Menace meets Garfield in this adventurous romp. Although Meat Head is the smartest member of his family, he learns-the hardest way possible-that being smart doesn't always mean being right. And though his selfishness gets in the way, he does have his human's best interests at heart.